Jun 21, 2011 0
The comedy of trial dates
I was in Baltimore City Circuit Court last week for a half-day trial. Actually, I was in Baltimore City Circuit Court the week before for a half-day trial.
There’s this Seinfeld episode that I love. (I know what you’re thinking – Cord’s going to write about the Star Trek episode. Well, I’m not. Although, George screaming “Khaaaaaan!” is the best ever) It’s the one where Jerry and Elaine are picking up a rental car. Of course, hilarity ensues.
Jerry: I don’t understand, I had a reservation. Do you have my reservation?
Attendant: Yes, we do. Unfortunately, we ran out of cars.
Jerry: But the reservation keeps the car here. That’s why you have the reservation.
Attendant: I know why we have reservations.
Jerry: I don’t think you do. If you did, I’d have a car. You know how to take the reservation, you just don’t know how to hold the reservation. And that’s really the most important part of the reservation. The holding.
A trial in Baltimore City is like that episode. You get your trial date months before. You put it on your calendar. You have… a reservation. Life is good. You confirm with your client. You confirm with your experts. You confirm with your witnesses. You get subpoenas out.
Then, the day before trial. You call the clerk’s office to confirm your reservation. They tell you that they have no judge available, but to give them a call before they close at 4:30 p.m. (Why 4:30? How about 5:00, like the rest of the world?) You call at 4:25. No judge. “We’ll call you tomorrow if one becomes available.” You think to yourself, didn’t we have a reservation?
You finally confirm around 12:30 p.m. the next day that, indeed, your case is not moving forward. With any luck, you’ll be able to negotiate a specific date with the clerk’s office to return, something that works for your witnesses, client and experts. Maybe it even will be next week. The clerk’s office did a good job for me – I was able to get to trial the Tuesday after my Friday date. But, there were other people still waiting.
Khaaaaaaaaaaan!


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I have been frantically trying to complete two weeks of work in a four-day time frame. For those of us lucky enough to get out of the office (for vacation or otherwise), a few days or full week away from work can fall within one of two categories: 1) rejuvenating or 2) anxiety inducing.

