The temptation here is to simply paste the entire news release, because what else could be said, really?
However, we’ll just let you know that Baltimore has lost out on so much more because of the scheduling conflict with the Orioles that forced the Ravens to open the NFL season in Denver on Thursday. Fans in Denver will get the opportunity to be part of an enhanced outdoor toilet experience with “Charmin Tailgating Potties” (not pictured).
From the news release: “Charmin is providing 20 beautiful, clean and fresh-smelling portable restrooms that are anything but the much-dreaded porta-potties of tailgate parties from years past. We’ll be providing fans and families with a clean and upscale experience outfitted with attendants, snacks and branded bottled water.”
The idea of the snacks and water, one supposes, is so you get the chance to use facilities more than once.
Charmin’s slogan is “Enjoy The Go.”
We quote once more: “In addition to creating a far better restroom experience, Charmin will also provide interactive games and activities that will help fans really Enjoy The Go. Visitors to the Charmin End Zone will be invited to win Charmin-themed prizes (plush bears, coupons, seat cushions, etc.).”
All that could have been right here in Baltimore!
And as if the upscale toilets didn’t have enough star power on their own, Charmin is bringing in Baltimore-bred actress Stacy Keibler to help with the launch. Presumably, she will be a key part of the “inaugural flush.”