By: jackie.sauter

Gov. Martin O’Malley wants to expand how Maryland uses DNA to fight crime. As of now, the state only takes samples from convicted felons. O’Malley would like to see that expanded to people arrested for violent crimes and burglary. All of this makes sense, of course, but I couldn’t help but notice one of the crimes listed that the governor wants to require DNA samples for.

Sandwiched in between manslaughter and maiming (two clear-cut offenses) is the crime of all crimes: mayhem. That’s right, folks, mayhem.

In my days as a hellion teenager (you can see the demon seed beginning to sprout in my childhood picture posted on reporter Robbie Whelan’s K-9 blog) I committed many offenses that now, apparently, are DNA-worthy. I mean, instigating anarchy, chaos and, yes, mayhem kept me going through those difficult years. Sorry, Afterschool Special, but you just didn’t get through to me.

So here’s a warning to any wayward youth out there: I know how you feel, but mayhem isn’t the answer.

Francis Smith, Special Publications Assistant Editor