Scintillatingly Sinful

Ask a handful of adults to go on the record and name the most useless, inane, or downright stupid holiday gift they ever received and virtually all will invoke their constitutionally guaranteed right to remain silent.<@SM><@SM><TAB>The reason for anonymity, of course, is that invariably such a gift originated with a spouse -- at least in the case of those still married and wishing to remain married to that particular individual -- or from a still-living in-law.