Welcome to Monday and the start of the political convention season. Here are some things you probably will not hear during the next several weeks:
Mr. Romney will raise taxes and so will I. He won’t tell you; I just did.
I would rather have Roosevelt in a wheelchair than Romney on a horse.
Now for some news items before the conventions are called to order:
— Motorcycle-windshield inventor revs up constitutional challenge to patent law.
— Man wrongly convicted of rape wins release in what is becoming a Texas trend.
— Foreclosure-mediation proposal takes the spirit out of mortgage lenders in St. Louis.
— Is there a constitutional right to track down Justin Bieber for a photo?