Baltimore City mayoral candidate Frank Conaway has posted a rap on his campaign site that’s a little hard to miss.
It takes just a couple swipes at his competitors for the spot — Otis Rolley, Catherine Pugh, Joseph “Jody” Landers and Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake.
While we’re not sure this is actually Conaway rapping himself, the song is prefaced with an “I approve this message” statement from Conaway.
We’ve taken a few listens to jot down some lyrics for those of you reading:
“Here’s the first mistake
again, Stephanie Rawlings-Fake.”
As for Pugh:
“Heard you’re friends with Catherine Pugh
That ain’t the only thing I smell in the room
Get it? I smell poo.”
“Otis Rolley, who that dude?
I’m going to watch Martin if I want to see you.”
“J-J-J-Jody, J-J-Jody Landers
We already know you can’t stand us…”
While the reference to fecal matter is a bit show-and-tell from a lyrical standpoint, the rhyming of “mansion” and “bandwagon” is surely genius.
You can listen to the full rap in the player below. If the audio player does not appear, you can listen to it by clicking here.